You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare - you're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear. There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. r u smart bcoz i need some1 smart If you are looking for chat shorthand words, such as "cya", "lol", "ty", etc.see the shorthand dictionary definition for a listing of these terms and each of their meanings. What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty. My friend thinks you're hot, and if it's any consolation so do I. Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?
I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?
Inheriting £80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart...