If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you? The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word.39. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.15. You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong 17. F*** playing doctor do you want to play gynocologist?? You're halfway through our dirty pick up lines collection! You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows! You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.49. [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute Welcome to the dirty pick up lines section! Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.5.
(When someone clears their throat) Do you have a frog in your throat?
(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you.
Let's get filthy with some more dirty pick up lines! Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.80. You have a nice bat but instead of a ball- lets use my hole!