Neo now has 264 friends and a relationship status of "It's Complicated." Neo graduated in 2005 from Therapy Dogs has worked at several hospitals in the Los Angeles area, quite an impressive bio for another pet to consider friending or mating with.We buy high-end purses such as the JCLA Boutique's Rescue Me Totes for our dogs to reside in while driving around town.When I first received a Facebook friend request from Neo Mc Kibben, my friend's therapy dog at Northridge Hospital, it was the first of many pet profiles that arrived in my inbox.As one in ten pets now has a social media profile, it's no wonder that these niche dating and social networking sites are popping up on the Internet.I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it. If you like, use this post to tell readers why you started this blog and what you plan to do with it.
What does that say about you – and your lack of friends?! So off I go to find a mild-mannered man with a motorcycle and a 401K plan. Peace out my lovelies I like teeth just as much as the next girl. My next post will delve into the fascinating world of my dealbreakers and things that aggravate me most in the world – kind of like my own little top ten list.We agree to meet a local bar and, in my ever-optimistic attitude, did not think I needed the “Save Me Call” – you know when you have a friend call you with an “emergency” and you need to leave???? This date was so bad I thought I was being punked by my son – and worse yet it was so bad that I had to eat super fast and at my age extra hot chicken wings and french fries resulted in heartburn, upset stomach, and major indigestion. Nonetheless I finished the date but not before I heard about Tanks trouble at work – which inlcuded being accused of sleeping with a coworkers wife. He went on to tell me about his two kids from different mothers who are both crazy and will not let him see either of them. Next came the horrifically detailed story of his childs tragic digestive problems, complete with graphic details of bodily functions, smells,etc. Then I learned about child number two who appears to have been brain washed by her psychotic mother.Everything is going blurry and my mouth is dry because my jaw has hit the dirty floor and I can’t close it.Needless to say I met Tank (not his real name – just how he looks) – 38 year old Navy guy who claims to have been part of the Navy Seals.After sending him a “wink” and getting a “wink back” we start texting one another.